Misunderstanding Humor Fan Pillows

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

I've had a puncture.

"You say to take one of these 3 times a day? How can I take it more than once?"

"Did you watch the super bowl?"

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Faster, Georges, faster!

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

The Brothers Grime

10 K Tail-Chase

Murder in Apartment 6-K

Pastry Hat

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

The Snooze Bar.

Beer Parasol.

No, I don

Can't even hold signs well.

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

Boomerang cow.

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

tRUMp, Pirate President

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

"Fish finder."

"Mom, are you sure I'm not adopted?"

The bird feeder.