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Hidden away, deep in the woods, Bob enters a number in the wrong column. An isolated mistake.

'Hold it! That's my coffee thermos.'

Super glue . . .

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

The Forever Stamp

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

"I accidentally shredded an important document, so I'm trying to piece it back together. It should only take a few years."

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

'My mother says I have a vivid imagination.'

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

'Let's see if we could put a spin on it and get the public interested.'

"11th Grade Math for Nincompoops"

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

Product Formula - "He's brilliant. But his mind wanders."

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

"Music helps with maths... like which song got to number one... which song got to number two..."

A2+B2=C2, 'Are you sure you're not just making this stuff up?'

'Johannes Kepler's uphill batle'

'Oh, Wow! You write math books? That's wonderful! Where do you get your ideas?'

"Frank, I need your help. The computers are down, but I was told you know how to multiply two numbers together."

Bizarre sequence of computer-generated random numbers

Psychiatrist interview an irrational number

'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'

"Memorizing the multiplication table is NOT brainwashing!"

Wendel enjoyed magic school but he was having a little trouble in his trickonometry class.

"Your truth or not, Roger, it's wrong."