Mistake Magician Pillows

Hidden away, deep in the woods, Bob enters a number in the wrong column. An isolated mistake.

'Hold it! That's my coffee thermos.'

Super glue . . .

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

The Life of Pi

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

Tommy, Math quiz. It's one of his earliest pieces.

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

'My mother says I have a vivid imagination.'

"I accidentally shredded an important document, so I'm trying to piece it back together. It should only take a few years."

The Forever Stamp

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

'Let's see if we could put a spin on it and get the public interested.'

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

"11th Grade Math for Nincompoops"

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

"See? Two seconds with my quantum physics app."

Product Formula - "He's brilliant. But his mind wanders."

"Music helps with maths... like which song got to number one... which song got to number two..."

A2+B2=C2, 'Are you sure you're not just making this stuff up?'

'Johannes Kepler's uphill batle'

'Oh, Wow! You write math books? That's wonderful! Where do you get your ideas?'

Bizarre sequence of computer-generated random numbers

"Frank, I need your help. The computers are down, but I was told you know how to multiply two numbers together."

Psychiatrist interview an irrational number

'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'