Mistake Highlighter Gifts

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

"I don't know...seems like budget cuts have gone pretty far this year."

'I didn't read that scene, but I did highlight several passages.'

"Whoops..."

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

'Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasel spray instead of super-glue!'

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

"200,000 other people have also highlighted this passage of the E-book, you common idiot."

"I woke up early, took a shower, got dressed for work then remembered I don't work today."

'Eject! Eject, eject eject!! Aw crimony. I've hit the button 6 or 7 times, Cap'n. And the darned CD still won't come out.'

"I learned that Moses partied on the Red Sea today."

"Study Henderson's career closely. He's made all the mistakes so you don't have to."

"Highlighting your Bible doesn't make you more spiritual than anyone else."

"Frank, you idiot! That's a Piñata."

"We will indeed be facing numerous enraged customers."

'When I asked for a bottle of house red...'

"You can make your own mistakes when you can hire your own lawyer."

'Experience is what causes a person to make new mistakes instead of old ones.'

'If we happen to experience deja vu, let's make sure we do some things differently.'

Last ESPN highlights next 250 miles.

"That explains why Larry is the most confident employee in our company!"

Highlights of the week!

'Duck.'

'My car! My car!'

"I didn't get the timings quite right, the meat will be ready next Thursday."

'If I had to live my life over again...I'd make the same mistakes sooner.'

'I can't wait to see the highlights on TV!'

Pictionary at the Rorschachs'.

Deeply absorbed in thought Melvin wanders into the wrong pool.

'It's the latest Catalogue of Errors. And they've sent it to the wrong address.'

'I can't wait to see the highlights on TV!'