Highlighting Gifts

"200,000 other people have also highlighted this passage of the E-book, you common idiot."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

The Art Student.

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

Cariactures

'Are you made of sugar?'

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

"Happy Gnu Year!"

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

Bubble gum leaves

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Apple Pie Abduction

Honest Vending

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

'My medical school believed laughter is the best medicine.

Pastries and Candy

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp