Highlighting Gifts

"200,000 other people have also highlighted this passage of the E-book, you common idiot."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

The Art Student.

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Cariactures

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

'Are you made of sugar?'

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

"Black or white, Vicar?"

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"Happy Gnu Year!"

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

Honest Vending

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

Pastries and Candy

Apple Pie Abduction

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

'My medical school believed laughter is the best medicine.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

Bubble gum leaves

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'