Highlighter Artist Gifts

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

The Art Student.

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

Where Indian ink came from.

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

Rapunzel in the Morning

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

Caterpillar Portrait

"Look, it's my word balloon."

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

'My goal is to one day have my art hanging on a refrigerator in the Louvre.'

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

The Frog Prince

Superman flies Batman over a suburban neighborhood.

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

"Caricatures $20"

"Kiss me and I'll turn into a Prince. But I have to be honest with you, if asked about it I'll deny the whole sordid affair!"