Mission-impossible Fan Gifts

"My name is Cloth - J.Cloth."

Bright idea

"The invention of taxidermy."

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

Old-fashioned computer

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

'I found another pothole.'

Squirrel and bird feeder.

'I don't know whether we should call the world pres or keep quiet?'

Control and Out of Control Group

Lumberjack's Epic Fail

'Boy, seven sneezes in a row, that's a record, Julie'

Jazz Bagpipes

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

Tapped Tree

'Thank goodness you're here!'

Shelton takes an ill-fated flight on his plug-in heli-pack.

You've got to admire his spunk.

"You know that thing where you stand like a statue, then move real fast, then stand like a statue again? You totally stole that from me."

"Sunshine Mixed with Intermittent Burgers."

"Can't hear it at all, miss."

Owl seeing how many times it can twist it's head around - "...14, 15, 16, there goes the record."

'Moon Jumper One, you are entering restricted Christmas airspace. ABORT!;

"Does the radar make my backside look big?"

"Over there - an island!"

Ellis K., Appliance Faith Healer

Frittering a Banana by Electricity.

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

'I'll get this rock; you get the other.'

"Okay, hold really still..."

"If I get this phone completed, fire will follow."

'Oh, good - you brought The Broom of Honesty, Dignity and Self Respect.'

'We need someone in here, like now.'

That side up.

A man goes insane from receiving too many ties.