Miss You Gifts

Social distancing

Wildlife

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

'T.M.I.F.'

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Gifts for a cloned baby!

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

Shakespeare was bisexual

'Are we nearly there yet?'

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

SALE

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Fish hunting for men.

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"The meatloaf just tapped S.O.S. in Morse code."

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

Non-Denominational Carols