Thinking Of You Gifts

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

'Stop whining...it's just a head cold!'

"Sick? No. Everything is fine. We're all just under the weather."

"The worse part is, I paid the doctor in advance."

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

Thinking Gears

The Map of the human brain

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Pastorius wonders why.

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

Think Tank

Six Thinking Hats

'Hey! What's the big idea!?!'

Rodin's Thinker.

Beyond the known and the unknown.

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.

' A new idea '

"But what if this is all there is?"

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

Assertiveness

Jars containing a Brain and a Brain Fart.

'If someone farts in the forest and there's no one around to smell it, does it make a stink?'

"I don't leave home without it!"

'Dad, what is peace?'