Thoughtful Reflections Gifts

In Loving Memory of Alzheimer - Lest We Forget

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

Jars containing a Brain and a Brain Fart.

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

"From Zero To Sixty In What Seems Like Eight Seconds Flat."

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

"Just think of all the cigarettes I could have smoked."

"Gotta cut back on my binge thinking."

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

It's the thought that counts!

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

'Hurry up and enjoy your life as a pensioner! Three.. Two.. One..'

"What advantage do I have? What do I do better than others? What do people see as strengths?"

"Does my brain look big in this?"

The thinker.

Shows thought bubbles, only the umpires mind isn't on the game

"I suppose it should be enough that I heard it."

Life is just four letters...

'Dear Diary, well, you never know. Today I led the stampede. Imagine my surprise when I found myself out there in front, all alone. Dreams to still come true...sometimes.'

Jim was busy detoxing his negative thinking patterns.

'What's it all about?'

"If every day is a gift, where can I return all of last week?"

'All dogs have four legs. All tables have four legs. All dogs are tables."

Soldier in camouflage uniform looking in mirror and he can't see the uniform.

"You'd like a book on the meaning of life...fiction or nonfiction?"

"The imaginary people keep telling me that I'm crazy..."

"With proper editing, I've had a good life."

Hmmm...I wonder what "The Thinker" is thinking? Hmmm...I wonder if the "The Dancer" has more fun?

The Diary

"Mom, are we vegetarians for ethical or religious reasons?"

I wonder if they can think...

"Oh, darn, and just as I was beginning to take charge of my life."