Thoughtful Reflections Gifts

In Loving Memory of Alzheimer - Lest We Forget

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

"From Zero To Sixty In What Seems Like Eight Seconds Flat."

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

It's the thought that counts!

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

"Gotta cut back on my binge thinking."

'Hurry up and enjoy your life as a pensioner! Three.. Two.. One..'

"Does my brain look big in this?"

"What advantage do I have? What do I do better than others? What do people see as strengths?"

The thinker.

Shows thought bubbles, only the umpires mind isn't on the game

"I suppose it should be enough that I heard it."

Jim was busy detoxing his negative thinking patterns.

Life is just four letters...

'Dear Diary, well, you never know. Today I led the stampede. Imagine my surprise when I found myself out there in front, all alone. Dreams to still come true...sometimes.'

'What's it all about?'

'All dogs have four legs. All tables have four legs. All dogs are tables."

"If every day is a gift, where can I return all of last week?"

I wonder if they can think...

"Mom, are we vegetarians for ethical or religious reasons?"

"With proper editing, I've had a good life."

"You'd like a book on the meaning of life...fiction or nonfiction?"

"The imaginary people keep telling me that I'm crazy..."

The Diary

"Oh, darn, and just as I was beginning to take charge of my life."

"Do you believe in life after drink?"