Mishy Peas Muncher Gifts

'Who ordered the mushy peas?

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

"Nah, dude, I'm Tokey Bear. Smokey's on vacation. Hey you got any snacks?"

Babies who Lunch.

'Any more napkins, Hon? Annie's got cone leakage.'

The Sacrificial Peep

'Get the kind with the little marshmallows.'

'Surely you're not going to believe everything you see!'

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

"Of course, he always says it's not fit for consumption. He's a foodie."

Cake!

Moon pies.

Dragon toasts marshmallows

Thoughtful kiddies' midnight snacks overtax my bulging slacks … The load I haul back to my shack is bigger than the one I packed.

'Keep your eye on the ball, Jake! Level swing! Rotate your hips! ... and ease up on the sunflower seeds!'

'Whoa! Our waiter's online and you should see what he's saying about your tip!'

"Quick! Nip to 't chippy and don't forget the mushy peas!"

Naughty Food

Why can't we go vegetarian, mom? It's not so easy. You're letting the giant forces of agribusiness run your life! Mo-om! Dad and I are starving! Where's the beef? It's the smaller forces of agri-vation that give me problems.

Eggs. Hot cake. Ernie, you eat the same stuff for breakfast every morning! He's a cereal monogamist!

'With a grin like that you can't be sticking to your diet'

"They were not the tastiest mints the swine had eaten, but they kept casting them before him, so he kept on eating them."

"I always have chicken so I can study the entrails."

'He's messing with my mind. He ordered a plain donut and a chocolate bagel with sprinkles.'

Tarot Cards for Chickens

'Can I help it if I have to eat 15 bowls of my cereal to equal Total?'

'Get the Munchies yet.'

"There could be a table in your future - or - dessert in someone else's."

"I don't have time for a TV dinner. I'll just grab a cell phone snack!"

Firemen rush into burning building, one at back is preparing to toast marshmallows.

Santa eats too many mince pies