Miscommunication Maestros Gifts

'Money? But it says here you will pay my bills free of charge!'

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

"Boss, the customers can hear you cackling maniacally." "I've topped myself, minion." "It's not enough to run ads that tout our own excellence: we have to simultaneously tear down the competition." "Behold: my masterpiece." "'100 percent of those who drink Coffee King’s coffee will die.'" "Best part is it’s technically true."

Communication Breakdowns

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

'She's throwing a dinner party - Just for me...'

"I learned that Moses partied on the Red Sea today."

'I'm afraid you've got the wrong department.'

"No, what I said was we need more stakeholders."

"No...I said aperitif!!"

"You said you wanted an Easter-related present."

"Size 16? Sorry, I thought you said 61."

'Why are you flicking paint on the floor...'

'When I said 'I'm breaking out,' I meant that the food here is messing with my acne.'

Naive to its unconventional approach, Wyatt is victimized by the rare and elusive Mumble Bee.

"What do you mean, 'I'm spelling it backwards'?"

Tank Tops.

Highwire Texting

'Oh that's actually for here, not to go.'

"I've forgotten my safe word."

'When I asked to go somewhere nice and warm, I didn't mean inside your trendy jumper.'

'I say! Fancy a date, old thing?'

'What? You said court-appropriate attire!'

"Hey feet off the table"

Boy on street corner holding placard which says 'Unable to tidy my room'.

'Did you get a chance to change the clocks yet?'