Miscommunication Maestros Gifts

'Money? But it says here you will pay my bills free of charge!'

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

"I thought you said I needed to get some 'extra size'."

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

"Boss, the customers can hear you cackling maniacally." "I've topped myself, minion." "It's not enough to run ads that tout our own excellence: we have to simultaneously tear down the competition." "Behold: my masterpiece." "'100 percent of those who drink Coffee King’s coffee will die.'" "Best part is it’s technically true."

Communication Breakdowns

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

'She's throwing a dinner party - Just for me...'

"I learned that Moses partied on the Red Sea today."

Look, XYXX! They're friendly!

'I'm afraid you've got the wrong department.'

"No, what I said was we need more stakeholders."

"No...I said aperitif!!"

Sea kelp? I said "seek help"!

'Why are you flicking paint on the floor...'

"You said you wanted an Easter-related present."

"Size 16? Sorry, I thought you said 61."

You were right -- She's not trying to high-five us!

'When I said 'I'm breaking out,' I meant that the food here is messing with my acne.'

Naive to its unconventional approach, Wyatt is victimized by the rare and elusive Mumble Bee.

Ribbit. Rabbit. Ribbit. No, rabbit. Rabbit. Thit ribbit's iccent is thick!

"What do you mean, 'I'm spelling it backwards'?"

Tank Tops.

'I say! Fancy a date, old thing?'

'Oh that's actually for here, not to go.'

"I've forgotten my safe word."

Highwire Texting

'When I asked to go somewhere nice and warm, I didn't mean inside your trendy jumper.'

'What? You said court-appropriate attire!'

"Hey feet off the table"

'Personnel said I should see you about getting into the office pool.'

When she said she was 'involved', she forgot to mention it was with the environment.