Misunderstanding Maestros Gifts

When she said she was 'involved', she forgot to mention it was with the environment.

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

"Here, we do not procrastinate, we 'table' things."

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

Presentation: Thinking each other are idiots.

"You're good at asking all the right questions. Now let's hear some right answers."

Two plans - one long-term and one short-term.

"Well, it could be the rising tide of consumer indifference to our company's latest product, or it might be the sink in the men's bathroom acting up again. We're still not sure."

"Boss, the customers can hear you cackling maniacally." "I've topped myself, minion." "It's not enough to run ads that tout our own excellence: we have to simultaneously tear down the competition." "Behold: my masterpiece." "'100 percent of those who drink Coffee King’s coffee will die.'" "Best part is it’s technically true."

'Ooops! My mistake. That was the yearly budget estimate, no the monthly estimate.'

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

"And what my plan may lack in coherence, it makes up for in the exhilerating momentum created by all of these super-cool arrows!"

'Good - we're finally all on the same rampage.'

"Costs have risen by 200% and we are behind schedule. We are living up to our acronym gentlemen and I am not happy about it!!"

Communicating with clients without using buzzwords posed a challenge for the consultants.

The boss and her baby

'let's see if we can find any loopholes in this 'honesty-is-the-best-policy' nonsense.'

"Next?? How should I know what comes next?"

"Starting here, each person whisper to your neighbor the purpose of this meeting and we'll see what we end up with."

Oops.

'I can show you in our panic room while you're waiting to see the boss.'

Pregnancy and Laptops

"I thought you meant we had a security leak."

'The only way to survive in the current economy is to diversify.'

"I learned that Moses partied on the Red Sea today."

Casual Mask Fridays

Requiem

Someone being taught how to conduct an orchestra.

Psychology: Module 1 . . . . Attention span.

'Management is upgrading all the hardware.'

Super-modified grand piano.

'Precise, analytical and beautifully reasoned address. Now condense it down to a snappy sports metaphor.'