Mischievous Texters Gifts

'I wouldn't say your son's behavior has improved. It's just different. He stopped passing notes to friends in class. Now he's text messaging them.'

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

A thief steals a heart

"I'll trade you my cupcake for your head lice."

Misery lit...

"U R like so ded!"

"If you need me, I'll be in my room watching YouTube videos, texting, Skyping and blowing off my homework."

Law Books

Baby's first text.

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

"I just sent a penny to your bank account for your thoughts."

'Cut it out!'

Send. End.

'We bought it as a bonsai tree!'

"You will have to text your order directly to chef. We're not speaking."

'They start texting so young these days,'

"I just got a text from my teenage daughter. Do you speak emoji?"

People who ghosted me

'A large hole has appeared in the wall of the nudist camp - Police are looking into it.'

What we talk text...How it reads when we hit 'send' without reading it first...

Personal Air Bag.

'Sometimes I wish I was all thumbs, then I could text faster.'

I heard Sarah called you. Yeah. She's hot. Shh! Click. Click. Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap. Hey! No texting in the car! It distracts the driver!

Phones PDA IM Text. Ernie's always been all thumbs --- He's a natural at text messaging!

"So let me get this straight...the equality movement has basically doubled the number of crazy high school kids who secretly decorate cars in the middle of the night?"

'Maybe she has allergies.'

You only do text. I do text AND voicemail.

"My talking to myself used to annoy people, so now I text myself."

'I got your text-message marriage proposal... and I've answered you by snail mail.'

Catching an angel...

'Why do you want to look at my history. I'm far better at Math and Geography.'

'Your baby is a girl and holding a cell phone. Apparently, they're texting younger and younger these days.'

'Psst - we're looking for material that's totally inappropriate for our age. Can you help us out?'

The horror of mistext

"Look. Jerome. Unless you want me to crap on the bed I'd suggest you practice your sand wedge outside."