Mischievous Miracle Lover Pillows

As a child, Young Moses could be a real jerk.

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Primitive magician

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

Moses as a child.

"Which one's yours?"

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

Cut out and keep your own Fairy Godmother.

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

Meowlzebub

"That was definitely mine."

"At least she's reading."

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

"No guarantees, right?"

'You're thinking of your wife again, aren't you?'

The Tooth Ferret

A child and his dog

'Please enter your pin now.'

"And for my next trick, an evidence-based strategy!"

'Pick a business card.'

A thief steals a heart

Magician Playing Golf.

Purple Fairy

'This one's got a mahogany finish, easy to assemble and comes with a magical kingdom as standard.'

Genie Barbecue.

"I'm sorry, sir, but we're not MAGICIANS!"