Mischievous Miracle Lover T-Shirts

As a child, Young Moses could be a real jerk.

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

Primitive magician

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"Which one's yours?"

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

Moses as a child.

Cut out and keep your own Fairy Godmother.

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

Meowlzebub

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

"That was definitely mine."

"At least she's reading."

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

'You're thinking of your wife again, aren't you?'

The Tooth Ferret

"No guarantees, right?"

A child and his dog

'Please enter your pin now.'

'Pick a business card.'

"And for my next trick, an evidence-based strategy!"

A thief steals a heart

Purple Fairy

Magician Playing Golf.

'They'll tax it less than my 4X4.'

"No animals were harmed during this performance!"

Eye of Newt (evidently the favored hamburger condiment for witches)