Misbehavior Analyst T-Shirts

'Well if you don't want to see me in here anymore, then tell the teachers to stop picking on my bad behaviour!'

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

Hoodie Hang-out

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

"My System 1 tells me she's articulate, capable, shrewd. My System 2 says BIMBO."

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

"I plan on keeping this off my resume!"

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

"He's so well behaved I'm really worried, doctor."

"They're at that age where it's only cool to wag ironically."

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

'You show me how to pass that ridiculous company loyalty test, and I'll show you how to always land on your feet!'

"People are crazy."

"You have a remarkable lack of curiosity about your co-workers."

' 'Peppermint thumb' is one of our toughest cases to cure.'

Kids' energy levels

Freudian vs Behavior therapist.

Illustration for 'Eleanor's Victory' by Miss Braddon, scene 2.

"We assumed they were raised by wolves, but I'm beginning to believe they were raised by stray dogs."k Upload

'Please Miss, I know why birds fly south in the winter. It's because it's too far to walk!'

Respect Zone: 'We respect yobs.'

"Why would I demean myself to be Master's best friend when I can be Master's master?"

"You say: It's nothing more than jealousy inspired backstabbing. I say: It's the fourth report of butt-sniffing I've had this week."