Miracle Sportsman Pillows

'Wow... Here comes 'Holy' Andy Jones, king of headers!'

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Golfing Bishop.

Tiny Visions

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

Halo Frisbee.

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"That's my boy!"

'This stuff is all well and good son, but when are you going to get a proper job?'

'I don't get it, I've only served that guy water all evening.'

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

'Waiter, there's a mysterious stain on this napkin.'

"I'll need to see your responsible service of alcohol certificate."

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

'Mother will catch you!'

'I Marianne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or poorer until death do I watch.'

He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up.