Miracle Rider Pillows

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

Fishing with God

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

Moses as a child.

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'

'You'll be spending a little time in pilates purgatory but don't worry, those guys work miracles.'

"Holy water, holy water...."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Jesus has a Practice Before Raising Lazarus.

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

'Memorable miracles' from 'burning bush' to 'low cal ice cream'

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

'Fish and bread? That's it? Seriously?'

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

'Well I think it's worth a try!'

Walking on Water

Give Way To Cyclists

Pony Love...

"Your recovery has defied all known science...so let's just keep this between ourselves!"

'It's a medical miracle. According to your notes you should have been dead years ago!'

"You didn't post anything on social media today. So, the church sent someone over to witness miracle."

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

Miracles on 34th Street.

'You had a good idea in our staff meeting yesterday. So, the church sent someone over to witness the miracle.'

'Hey, Naomi, remember last week when you said nothing short of a miracle could save MicroTechnoCom from bankruptcy?'

'I might be able to get you off if a chain of near miraculous rulings happen to occur.'

Horse accidents