Magic Carpet Rider Pillows

'No seat belts, dad?'

'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

"It's touching, actually, to see white dudes fumble around for a few last moments in the spotlight."

Carpet cleaner.

Genie Gets a Good View on the Beach.

"Don't go so fast...watch out for those birds...keep your eyes in front!"

New Sheik'n'vac magic carpet freshners.

Men on flying carpets, "I always fly by first class"

'No - I'll give the underlay a miss.'

The hazards of Cleaning a Magic Carpet

Antique oriental carpets.

'I got the raise!'

Flying carpets.

Cross Platform.

Parking with Flying Carpets

'It's the only way to get to see their more inaccessible plants!'

Flying carpet

Bird on Flying Carpet.

A sultan on a flying carpet pulls a truck trailer behind him.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Air Mail

'That's the last Indian carpet we ever buy'.

"Carpet shop"

'Okay, try it now.'

'You're grounded!'

Sex Film from Magic Carpet

'I just laid a new magic floor and it's talking to you: 'Lose weight! Lose weight!'

Flying Carpet

'Admit it Abdullah, this magic carpet of yours has us hopelessly lost in the desert.'

A middle eastern gentleman at a rug store - 'I like the colour, but how many miles has it done?'

"Switch it off! Switch it off!"

'So your sleigh's broken down and you now require a magic carpet?'

A Sultan on a flying carpet tows a sports car behind him.