Magic Carpet Adventurer Pillows

"Switch it off! Switch it off!"

Flying carpets.

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

Creative Baby.

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

Tarzan, the Heavy Sleeper.

"I'll be right back."

'The spirit of Miss Tiger Lilly couldn't come this week!'

Son of Alien.

Genie Gets a Good View on the Beach.

Carpet cleaner.

Scary Face at Window

Flowchart of an idea.

The hazards of Cleaning a Magic Carpet

Men on flying carpets, "I always fly by first class"

New Sheik'n'vac magic carpet freshners.

A woman knits from a globe.

The Paranormal Society...

"Don't go so fast...watch out for those birds...keep your eyes in front!"

Antique oriental carpets.

'No seat belts, dad?'

"You will be going on a long journey..."

'I got the raise!'

Next Wise Man Please.

"Your fortune will be fifty pounds lighter when you leave this room."

Writer Crisis

I hate it when you read over your shoulder.

"Anything?"

Cross Platform.

'In my nightmare, this little guy in a pith helmet keeps trying to book me on a safari.'

"Ouch!"