Magic Carpet Enthusiasts Pillows

'I get profiled every time I travel now.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Toadstools

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

Rocking Witches.

"It's probably just seasonal."

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'

When her hex on ageing failed, Grizelda opted for the mobility - broom.

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

"Returns"

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."

Oscars

"Stop playing dumb, young man. I wasn't pulled out of a hat yesterday."

A Magician pulls a rabbit out of his hat while behind him a clown pulls a carrot out of his.

'I get the feeling lately that some of the magic has gone out of our relationship.'

'Remember that summer we coached little league?'

The Great Sarcasmo

'And who are you wearing?'

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

Houdini re-incarnated.