Magic Carpet Admirer Pillows

'Okay, try it now.'

The tooth fairy.

Birds Following Witch.

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

"Devi's brew?"

'Sorry... I never kiss on the first date.'

Traffic Cone Monsters

"Define fair."

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

Ta Da!...

Fairy Library - Hop o' my Thumb Title Page

'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'

"So, how's your other half?"

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"I love my luvvie."

David Blaine, Age 60

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

"Francine, you're a rebel!"

'If this elixir works, I see an over-the-counter version in three years.'

'What's your poison?'

Genie Gets a Good View on the Beach.

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

Fairy

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

"Sorry, you ran out of wishes. A ham and cheese on rye counts as three."

Carpet cleaner.