Magic Carpet Admirer Pillows

'Okay, try it now.'

The tooth fairy.

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

Birds Following Witch.

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

'Sorry... I never kiss on the first date.'

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

"Devi's brew?"

Traffic Cone Monsters

"Define fair."

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

Ta Da!...

Fairy Library - Hop o' my Thumb Title Page

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"So, how's your other half?"

'My crystal ball is in the shop. Pick a fortune cookie.'

"I love my luvvie."

David Blaine, Age 60

'If this elixir works, I see an over-the-counter version in three years.'

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

"Francine, you're a rebel!"

'What's your poison?'

Fairy

Oscar Victory

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

Carpet cleaner.

'How about instead of eye of newt and toe of frog we order pizza?'

"Sorry, you ran out of wishes. A ham and cheese on rye counts as three."