Magic Carpet Aficionados Pillows

Cross Platform.

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Late BroomStick

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

Movie Awards. That movie always comes alone and never stays for the after-party. It's an independent film.

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."

Oscars

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

"But I don't have any wishes related to food or squirrels."

'And who are you wearing?'

Emma Thompson

Genie Gets a Good View on the Beach.

"Oh, Genie. I'm ready to make my final wish now."

Carpet cleaner.

Carpet

Cannes Film Festival Heels Controversy

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

On the red carpet

"Okay, I admit it. You are a good dog."

'The good news is Prof. Trockenficker has found the secret of eternal youth. The bad news is it will make everybody look exactly like him.'

'I said shag carpeting.'

'I won't bother you, Mr. Gridley... I just wanted to see how it would feel to walk barefoot on your plush carpeting...'

'I am sorry about this vicar, but my wife has just had new carpets fitted.'

"Don't go so fast...watch out for those birds...keep your eyes in front!"

Everyone in Tinseltown deserves 15 minutes of obscurity.

Red Carpet

George Clooney

"The only spells she does anymore are the Gospels."