Magic Carpet Aficionados Pillows

Cross Platform.

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Late BroomStick

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'

"But I don't have any wishes related to food or squirrels."

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."

Oscars

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

'And who are you wearing?'

Genie Gets a Good View on the Beach.

Carpet cleaner.

Cannes Film Festival Heels Controversy

"Oh, Genie. I'm ready to make my final wish now."

Carpet

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

Three witches standing around a carafe in a coffee machine, waiting for it to fill

'The good news is Prof. Trockenficker has found the secret of eternal youth. The bad news is it will make everybody look exactly like him.'

Red Carpet

'Quick, wardrobe malfunction!'

Everyone in Tinseltown deserves 15 minutes of obscurity.

'I am sorry about this vicar, but my wife has just had new carpets fitted.'

'I won't bother you, Mr. Gridley... I just wanted to see how it would feel to walk barefoot on your plush carpeting...'

"Don't go so fast...watch out for those birds...keep your eyes in front!"