Magic Carpet Rider T-Shirts

'No seat belts, dad?'

'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

"It's touching, actually, to see white dudes fumble around for a few last moments in the spotlight."

"Why don't we skip the falafel bar, Sinbad."

Carpet cleaner.

Genie Gets a Good View on the Beach.

'No - I'll give the underlay a miss.'

New Sheik'n'vac magic carpet freshners.

Men on flying carpets, "I always fly by first class"

"Don't go so fast...watch out for those birds...keep your eyes in front!"

The hazards of Cleaning a Magic Carpet

Antique oriental carpets.

'I got the raise!'

Flying carpets.

Parking with Flying Carpets

Cross Platform.

Flying carpet

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Air Mail

'It's the only way to get to see their more inaccessible plants!'

A sultan on a flying carpet pulls a truck trailer behind him.

Bird on Flying Carpet.

'That's the last Indian carpet we ever buy'.

'Okay, try it now.'

Can't you ever relax?

Flying Carpet

'Admit it Abdullah, this magic carpet of yours has us hopelessly lost in the desert.'

'You're grounded!'

Whew! That was close!

Sex Film from Magic Carpet

'I just laid a new magic floor and it's talking to you: 'Lose weight! Lose weight!'

"Carpet shop"

A middle eastern gentleman at a rug store - 'I like the colour, but how many miles has it done?'

"Switch it off! Switch it off!"