Magic Carpet Riders T-Shirts

Carpet cleaner.

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

"It's touching, actually, to see white dudes fumble around for a few last moments in the spotlight."

'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'

"I thought it would be cheaper to weed wack our shag carpet rather than replace it."

Genie Gets a Good View on the Beach.

New Sheik'n'vac magic carpet freshners.

Antique oriental carpets.

Men on flying carpets, "I always fly by first class"

"Don't go so fast...watch out for those birds...keep your eyes in front!"

'No - I'll give the underlay a miss.'

The hazards of Cleaning a Magic Carpet

'No seat belts, dad?'

'I got the raise!'

Parking with Flying Carpets

Flying carpets.

Cross Platform.

Flying carpet

A sultan on a flying carpet pulls a truck trailer behind him.

'It's the only way to get to see their more inaccessible plants!'

Bird on Flying Carpet.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Air Mail

'That's the last Indian carpet we ever buy'.

Sex Film from Magic Carpet

Flying Carpet

Magic carpet mechanic underneath carpet saying 'try it now',

'I just laid a new magic floor and it's talking to you: 'Lose weight! Lose weight!'

'Okay, try it now.'

'You're grounded!'

'Admit it Abdullah, this magic carpet of yours has us hopelessly lost in the desert.'

"Carpet shop"

A middle eastern gentleman at a rug store - 'I like the colour, but how many miles has it done?'

"Switch it off! Switch it off!"

'So your sleigh's broken down and you now require a magic carpet?'