Magic Carpet Riders T-Shirts

Wait, what? This rug is made to go around what?

Carpet cleaner.

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

"It's touching, actually, to see white dudes fumble around for a few last moments in the spotlight."

'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'

"I thought it would be cheaper to weed wack our shag carpet rather than replace it."

Genie Gets a Good View on the Beach.

New Sheik'n'vac magic carpet freshners.

"Don't go so fast...watch out for those birds...keep your eyes in front!"

'No - I'll give the underlay a miss.'

Men on flying carpets, "I always fly by first class"

Antique oriental carpets.

The hazards of Cleaning a Magic Carpet

'No seat belts, dad?'

Parking with Flying Carpets

Cross Platform.

Flying carpets.

'I got the raise!'

'It's the only way to get to see their more inaccessible plants!'

A sultan on a flying carpet pulls a truck trailer behind him.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Air Mail

Bird on Flying Carpet.

Flying carpet

'That's the last Indian carpet we ever buy'.

Sex Film from Magic Carpet

Magic carpet mechanic underneath carpet saying 'try it now',

'You're grounded!'

Can't you ever relax?

'Okay, try it now.'

Flying Carpet

'Admit it Abdullah, this magic carpet of yours has us hopelessly lost in the desert.'

'I just laid a new magic floor and it's talking to you: 'Lose weight! Lose weight!'

Whew! That was close!

"Carpet shop"

A middle eastern gentleman at a rug store - 'I like the colour, but how many miles has it done?'