Miracle Humor Fan Gifts

Benefits of going out to eat with Jesus.

Skipping Horse

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Faster, Georges, faster!

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

The Brothers Grime

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Tiny Visions

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

Dog in casino.

Beer Parasol.

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

'Joe has been partying hard!'

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

The bird feeder.