Miracle Cure Enthusiast Pillows

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'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

What the Doctor Ordered

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Tiny Visions

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

"I was able to consolidate all your prescriptions into a single pill."

Moses gets REALLY lost in the desert.

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

"That's my boy!"

'This stuff is all well and good son, but when are you going to get a proper job?'

'I don't get it, I've only served that guy water all evening.'

Emma is very happy that the doctor will finally remove the growth on Daddy's nose but she's also a little sad to see it go...

"When I was a little girl...my mami had really good remedies for our aches and pains."

Biomedical Conference. To incentivize advances in medical science, more cures and fewer diseases should be named after people.

'Waiter, there's a mysterious stain on this napkin.'

"Are you sure you sent out those invitations?"

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

'You can't win -- I turned the water into wine, and then everybody wanted free refills!'

"Oooh! What's he gonna do now?!"

First pregnancy vs. second pregnancy.

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

Moses Parting the Red Tea

Jesus falling over a wave.

"Guess what the elves told me? The North Pole is made out of candy!"

"I want to take a vacation, but the last time I left you in charge your face appeared on a grilled cheese sandwich."

Don't Walk on the Water

"Which button on the phone did you press?"

'You'll find loaves in the pantry and fishes in the freezer.'

'And now the anti-aging pill is in the market - tough luck, my dear!'

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