Miracle Cure Enthusiast Pillows

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'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

What the Doctor Ordered

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Tiny Visions

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

"I was able to consolidate all your prescriptions into a single pill."

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

'I don't get it, I've only served that guy water all evening.'

'This stuff is all well and good son, but when are you going to get a proper job?'

"That's my boy!"

'Waiter, there's a mysterious stain on this napkin.'

"When I was a little girl...my mami had really good remedies for our aches and pains."

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

"Are you sure you sent out those invitations?"

Emma is very happy that the doctor will finally remove the growth on Daddy's nose but she's also a little sad to see it go...

'You can't win -- I turned the water into wine, and then everybody wanted free refills!'

First pregnancy vs. second pregnancy.

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

'You'll find loaves in the pantry and fishes in the freezer.'

"Guess what the elves told me? The North Pole is made out of candy!"

Jesus falling over a wave.

'And now the anti-aging pill is in the market - tough luck, my dear!'

"I want to take a vacation, but the last time I left you in charge your face appeared on a grilled cheese sandwich."

Moses Parting the Red Tea

"Which button on the phone did you press?"

'Relax, folks, he just did that for me. When I get the hiccups, a little scare never fails to cure them.'

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