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Rowing - Eights / After Eights.

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

Alphabet soup

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Bunny Island!'

'You know, I could really go for a wafer-thin mint.'

It is nice to connect with family from other planets

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

Pizza and Related Searches.

"The starred items are hot and spicy."

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

'Haven't you heard? We're not going to discuss the company picnic - this is the company picnic.'

A vampire using ground pepper on his new victim.

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

"Hang on - this one's a Malteser!!"

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

"And all of our sandwiches come bundled with chips and a pickle"

Motivation

Thoughtful kiddies' midnight snacks overtax my bulging slacks … The load I haul back to my shack is bigger than the one I packed.

"Now, … In place, run run as fast as you can."

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your willpower is?'

Santa contemplates whether or not to leave presents.

'Whoa! Our waiter's online and you should see what he's saying about your tip!'

Man eating 'after work mints'

"Yeah, it's so much better than the Jung-and-Run over on 7th."

"Since when can this company afford bagels?"

'I'm highly motivated to diet. Unfortunately I'm more motivated to eat.'

"Bad breath! Bad."

'You probably should cut back on the milk and cookies, Santa.'

'Stop calling us monsters already. We're comfort eaters!'

His condition is known as Insom-nom-nom-nom-nia.

'Marathon...? what Marathon...!'