Miniature Muncher T-Shirts

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

Alphabet soup

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

'You know, I could really go for a wafer-thin mint.'

Pizza and Related Searches.

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

'Let me have 20% fat, 40% carbohydrate, 40% protein and a cup of tea,'

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

A vampire using ground pepper on his new victim.

"Cemetery Pie"

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

"Of course, he always says it's not fit for consumption. He's a foodie."

"The food must be good here. Look at the drool on the menus."

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your willpower is?'

Santa contemplates whether or not to leave presents.

'Whoa! Our waiter's online and you should see what he's saying about your tip!'

"No, honesty Billy. . . they don't use real dogs in them!"

"It appears it's middle was licked out."

"Man, I love roughing it out here... but this trail mix is making my fingers sticky!"

"With a heart I have to worry about cholesterol."

Man eating 'after work mints'

"They were not the tastiest mints the swine had eaten, but they kept casting them before him, so he kept on eating them."

'C'mon, Bill, LOOK at the evidence! A fabulous home-made crust, fresh apples, raisins, gourmet vanilla ice cream, and no sign of a struggle. This guy was definitely killed by kindness!'

'Stop calling us monsters already. We're comfort eaters!'

His condition is known as Insom-nom-nom-nom-nia.

"I always have chicken so I can study the entrails."