Mint Chocolate Muncher Gifts

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

Alphabet soup

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Bunny Island!'

'You know, I could really go for a wafer-thin mint.'

It is nice to connect with family from other planets

Pizza and Related Searches.

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

"The starred items are hot and spicy."

'Haven't you heard? We're not going to discuss the company picnic - this is the company picnic.'

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

A vampire using ground pepper on his new victim.

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

"And all of our sandwiches come bundled with chips and a pickle"

"Now, … In place, run run as fast as you can."

Motivation

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your willpower is?'

Santa contemplates whether or not to leave presents.

'Whoa! Our waiter's online and you should see what he's saying about your tip!'

"Yeah, it's so much better than the Jung-and-Run over on 7th."

Man eating 'after work mints'

"Since when can this company afford bagels?"

'I'm highly motivated to diet. Unfortunately I'm more motivated to eat.'

'Stop calling us monsters already. We're comfort eaters!'

"Bad breath! Bad."

"They were not the tastiest mints the swine had eaten, but they kept casting them before him, so he kept on eating them."

His condition is known as Insom-nom-nom-nom-nia.

'Marathon...? what Marathon...!'

'You probably should cut back on the milk and cookies, Santa.'