Minimalists Humorists Gifts

Yard Sale. It could be we're pillaging too much.

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

That shows business confidence.

(Camel paintings)

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

Man showing in the rain.

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'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

It tells you the time? That's all it does? Well, isn't that just the cutest little thing?

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'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

Less is more.

"'3' is genius. We need to buy '3'."

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

"I recently read 'The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up'. It's changed my life, minion."

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

Horn of Plenty.

And do you, Sue, believe this is the best you can do? / It was a simple ceremony. Perhaps a little too simple.

"I know it's only a thumbnail sketch, but I quite like it!"

"You idiot! It's all bare walls and Ikea these days."