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"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

That shows business confidence.

(Camel paintings)

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

Man showing in the rain.

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'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

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Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

"I recently read 'The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up'. It's changed my life, minion."

"'3' is genius. We need to buy '3'."

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

Less is more.

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

And do you, Sue, believe this is the best you can do? / It was a simple ceremony. Perhaps a little too simple.

Horn of Plenty.

"It may only be two sentences long but I've finally done it. Written the great male romance novel."

"I know it's only a thumbnail sketch, but I quite like it!"