Minimalist Humor Fan Pillows

'According to our home computer, we should buy some furniture.'

Skipping Horse

"Actually, make that a double cream."

That shows business confidence.

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

Man showing in the rain.

Dog in casino.

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

A Golden Non-Retriever

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

Not much money, glory, or praise

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

Ask A Silly Question.

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

"Hoarder."

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

Bus for Giraffes.

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

Less is more.