Minimalist Humor Fan Mugs

'According to our home computer, we should buy some furniture.'

Skipping Horse

"Actually, make that a double cream."

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

That shows business confidence.

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Man showing in the rain.

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

Dog in casino.

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

A Golden Non-Retriever

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Not much money, glory, or praise

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

It tells you the time? That's all it does? Well, isn't that just the cutest little thing?

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

Ask A Silly Question.

"Hoarder."

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

'How come this sheep tastes like sugar?'

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

Bus for Giraffes.

Less is more.

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.