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Headphone swing

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

King Kongs first christmas

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

A baby playing on a grand piano

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

Plum jam...

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

"They're class action figures."

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

Little Tiny Push-Carts

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

Disease-y Top

...As we know, Jesus was a carpenter... but I don't think he actually sang on any of their records..."

Sushi Train Set.

Snake Charming

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'