Miniature Instrument Enthusiast T-Shirts

A musician bowing a tiny guitar

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

'Play it again, Sam.'

Bassoons.

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

My other cello is a Stradivari

A baby playing on a grand piano

Quartet.

Didgeridoo

Cello Concert

King of Music.

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

"They're class action figures."

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

Little Tiny Push-Carts

Cellist

Red hot little combo

I love Harmonica

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

'We have an emergency, ladies and gentlemen! We need help - can anybody in the audience play the tambourine.'

Musicians on a beach

'I'm sorry, Ms. Fiddle. The kids are coming with us.'

Orchestra

'Awesome!'

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

"I'd offer you a lift home but..."

The chosen few

"I feel like I've just been played my whole life."