Miniature Instrument Enthusiast Gifts

A musician bowing a tiny guitar

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

'Play it again, Sam.'

Bassoons.

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

A baby playing on a grand piano

My other cello is a Stradivari

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

Quartet.

Didgeridoo

"They're class action figures."

Cello Concert

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

King of Music.

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

Little Tiny Push-Carts

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

Red hot little combo

I love Harmonica

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

Cellist

'I'm sorry, Ms. Fiddle. The kids are coming with us.'

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

Musicians on a beach

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

'We have an emergency, ladies and gentlemen! We need help - can anybody in the audience play the tambourine.'

Orchestra

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

'Awesome!'

"I feel like I've just been played my whole life."

"Our violinist isn't here tonight, but Tony here will be happy to play something romantic on his cymbals for you."

Pop orchestra plays concert for children