Miniature Music Lovers Gifts

Headphone swing

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Grand. Baby Grand. Toddler Grand. Teen Grand.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

King Kongs first christmas

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

A baby playing on a grand piano

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

Plum jam...

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

"They're class action figures."

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

Little Tiny Push-Carts

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

"Imagine There's No Heaven. It's Easy If You Try..."

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

Disease-y Top

'I'd like now to do a blues number, for those of you here on Viagra. It's called - Woke up Early One Morning.'

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

An Intimate Union forms between Napster and the Pygmy Sub-Area of Central Africa...

...As we know, Jesus was a carpenter... but I don't think he actually sang on any of their records..."

Sushi Train Set.

Snake Charming