Miniature Horror Fans Gifts

"The new 'Pat the Fire' book did not go over too well with some children..."

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Packaging Russian Dolls

Transylvanian backpackers.

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Toadstools

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

Silence of the Chickens...

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

Open House of Horrors

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

"They're class action figures."

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

Zombie Problems

Frankenstein's Reading Light

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

'Frankendumpty'

Little Tiny Push-Carts

'Regular or decapitated?'

"Now make sure your heat is high enough to sear your putrid meat quickly."

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."