Miniature Horror Fans Pillows

"The new 'Pat the Fire' book did not go over too well with some children..."

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Packaging Russian Dolls

Transylvanian backpackers.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Toadstools

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

Silence of the Chickens...

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

Open House of Horrors

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

Zombie Problems

"They're class action figures."

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."

Frankenstein's Reading Light

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

'Frankendumpty'

Little Tiny Push-Carts

'Regular or decapitated?'

"Now make sure your heat is high enough to sear your putrid meat quickly."

'I'll be the back yard cutting firewood. Have you seen my protective goggles?. . .Well, luckily I kept my old hockey mask!'

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."