Mini Velodrome Virtuoso Gifts

A Young Indoor Cyclist

Robot Parts $5

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

'But Dad, all the other kids get a roth IRA as part of their allowance package.'

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

SALE

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

Four children playing the flute.

'I could do that.'

A child runs an equity stand.

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'The school. My counselor told me to make the most of it...'

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

Anderson Cooper as a Kid. Today, an expose that asks the question: Who IS Simon, and why must we do what he says?

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'Keep asking for more allowance. It's good practice for negotiating future stock and option grants.'

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

"So a play date next Tuesday, okay? Have your people call my people to set it up."

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

"Most of what I want this year is listed on the Nasdaq."

Warren Buffett as a child

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."