Mini Snorkeler Gifts

Baptism - "Actually he's quite looking forward to it."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

'No swimming. No breathing.'

'He lives for his holidays.'

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Fishing Tales

Little league world series of poker.

Bike Rides

Fish snorkling above water.

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

Tabletop Theatre

"Honsetly Fred, we just got here and you want to go home."

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

Diving Cat.

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

School trip little porters.

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

A young positivist.

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

Guide fish.

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

Dolphin

"What would you recommend to hold a seven-year-old girl's attention in a car from East Seventy-eighth Street to Bridgehampton?"

'Ready sweety? Here we go!'

"Face it -- you resent me for the exploring in depth a world that you take for granted."

"So do you still think 'rising sea levels' is a bunch of baloney?"

Jacques Cousteau.

"Houston, we have a problem!"

Open-Tank Night at Sal's King Krab Kastle

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

"You're young enough to play tag, but not old enough to borrow my phone to play phone tag."