Mini Snorkeler Mugs

Baptism - "Actually he's quite looking forward to it."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

'No swimming. No breathing.'

'He lives for his holidays.'

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Fishing Tales

Little league world series of poker.

Bike Rides

Fish snorkling above water.

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

Tabletop Theatre

"Honsetly Fred, we just got here and you want to go home."

Diving Cat.

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

School trip little porters.

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

A young positivist.

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

Guide fish.

"What would you recommend to hold a seven-year-old girl's attention in a car from East Seventy-eighth Street to Bridgehampton?"

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

Dolphin

'Ready sweety? Here we go!'

"So do you still think 'rising sea levels' is a bunch of baloney?"

Open-Tank Night at Sal's King Krab Kastle

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

"Houston, we have a problem!"

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

"Face it -- you resent me for the exploring in depth a world that you take for granted."

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

real enjoyment

'I think he wants you to play ball!'