Snorkeler Gifts

Suddenly...puberty hit Irwin!

'No swimming. No breathing.'

'He lives for his holidays.'

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

Fishing Tales

Fish snorkling above water.

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"Honsetly Fred, we just got here and you want to go home."

Diving Cat.

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

Dolphin

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

Guide fish.

'Is the water cold?'

'Ready sweety? Here we go!'

"So do you still think 'rising sea levels' is a bunch of baloney?"

"Looks like someone found a warm spot."

Open-Tank Night at Sal's King Krab Kastle

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

Common Dolphin

Shark Chum

My broker went to Antigua ... I had to settle for Coney Island.

All of a sudden, Jed wasn't feeling quite so confident.

'We're on a fieldtrip to the surface,'

Shark sees sign on back of swimmer stating that unused portion should be returned.

Shark's Scuba Mask.

Jack's: clubs straightened, balls retrieved

'You can come closer - I'm a plankton eater.'

Baptism - "Actually he's quite looking forward to it."