Mini Rover Mechanic T-Shirts

"I thought I told you to take your new pet outside. Now it's drilling holes in the furniture!"

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Child driving a toy car

Pony Rides

Fish talking about fisherman

Couple of Pikeys.

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

CLEAR!

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'

Turmoil change.

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

"Nothing serious - just some twenties stuck in your crankshaft."

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

''Meaning of Life' is the next mountain over. I teach auto mechanics.'

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

A souped up car...