Mini Rover Mechanic Pillows

"I thought I told you to take your new pet outside. Now it's drilling holes in the furniture!"

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Child driving a toy car

Pony Rides

Fish talking about fisherman

Couple of Pikeys.

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

CLEAR!

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'

Turmoil change.

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

Kid about scratched up car to dad: 'I made a mistake washing the car with a brillo pad.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

"Nothing serious - just some twenties stuck in your crankshaft."

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

His verbal skills are developing, but his motor skills are very advanced. (Originally published on 2009-02-01).

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

''Meaning of Life' is the next mountain over. I teach auto mechanics.'

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

A souped up car...