Mini Philosophers Gifts

'If you get educational toys, do you still have to go to school?'

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

"One year closer to college!"

Playdough's The Republic

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

'This test doesn't understand me.'

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?"

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN! "It was mostly okay, but there's way too much micromanagement!"

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

A young positivist.

"Remember, we're the next generation so try not to blow it."

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

"Daddy, instead of the princess story tonight, can you explain how and why manifest destiny eliminated the American Indians?"

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

Life after death

"I'm not going to lie. It took a large speaker's fee to get me to say your future is bright."

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care."

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

I disturbed the class by talking in my sleep.