Mini Mad Scientists Pillows

"It's alive! Alive!!"

"Young Frankenstein"

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

Jr. cloning kit

Early cyborg.

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

A baby playing on a grand piano

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

A young positivist.

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

"'Let's try the shrink ray!' you said, 'what could possibly go wrong?', you said."

Victor Frankenstein's Dream: 'This should definitely get me extra credit in my anatomy class.'

"Well, we got the grant."

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

'I'm inventing an acid that eats through anything.'

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

'Quickly boy, tell me which test tube you drank from?!'

"Face it -- you resent me for the exploring in depth a world that you take for granted."

IMHOtep

'Apparently your DNA is composed of battery acids instead of nucleic acids.'

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

"When you said you like to experiment in the bedroom..."

'It's a new medication I'm working on, but the side effects are monsterous.'

Scientist exclaims; 'At last! I have created artifical life!' But the rest of his team are busy watching Big Brother.

"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"