Mini Mad Scientists Gifts

"It's alive! Alive!!"

"Young Frankenstein"

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

Jr. cloning kit

Early cyborg.

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

A baby playing on a grand piano

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

A young positivist.

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

Victor Frankenstein's Dream: 'This should definitely get me extra credit in my anatomy class.'

"'Let's try the shrink ray!' you said, 'what could possibly go wrong?', you said."

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

"Face it -- you resent me for the exploring in depth a world that you take for granted."

'I'm inventing an acid that eats through anything.'

"Well, we got the grant."

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

'Apparently your DNA is composed of battery acids instead of nucleic acids.'

IMHOtep

'Quickly boy, tell me which test tube you drank from?!'

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

"When you said you like to experiment in the bedroom..."

'It's a new medication I'm working on, but the side effects are monsterous.'

Scientist exclaims; 'At last! I have created artifical life!' But the rest of his team are busy watching Big Brother.

I think we may have genetically overmodified the tomatoes.

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'